Now find your shoes and go get the kids.
When you get back, empty 1 package of your favorite dry ranch dressing mix on top of the simmering frozen chicken.
Cut up 12 oz of bacon, with your new second favorite set of sewing scissors. I heard bacon fat is good for hinges. Fry that bacon up, and toss it grease and all into the crock-pot. Did I mention this isn't really that healthy? If your looking for healthy go here, otherwise stick around!
Now wait and wait some more! Are you getting an idea why the crock-pot is a standby? I read a book, changed some diapers, threw a stick to the dog, read some cardboard books to Rogue, took the x-box controller from Ironman about 10 times, made an amazing salad (tutorial to come) and talked with my sisters and mom on the phone. So yah, that's about 4.5 hours of waiting.
We ate the mixture on top of Panini bread, with iceberg lettuce, provolone cheese, tomatoes, cucumbers, and ranch dressing. OOOH these summer sandwiches were so yummy!
My sister in law ate hers wrapped in a lettuce leaf and that looked pretty good too.
Enjoy, and thank me later ;)